Hold on, hold on, hold on, ” said the Hooded Person of Unknown Gender. “Are you really here to slay a dragon?”“ Yes! Why else would I be so far from home?”“ Sightseeing?” suggested the Female.
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
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Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.
I hope so, ” grumbled Ian. “I’m going to look for another one of ‘em winged dogs for Mabel.
Instead she looked very hard at the woman's chin. On it was a single white hair - visible even in the heavy dusk - that closely resembled a piece of thread hanging off a scrap of fabric. The woman forgot about Rusty for a moment....
If someone begins to sing, do not maintain eye contact. The general advice given to fellow travellers is thus: leg it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, ” said the Hooded Person of Unknown Gender. “Are you really here to slay a dragon?”“ Yes! Why else would I be so far from home?”“ Sightseeing?” suggested the Female.
